Career Opportunity
Sep. 13th, 2008 07:56 pmTomorrow's NY Times Magazine has a spcial advertising supplement of major corporations inviting job applicants to fill their diversity obligations. Or it may be that simply running these ads once a year fulfills the obligation, I dunno.
I transcribe herewith the text of the CIA's ad, without comment, because some jokes just sell themselve:
CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
YOU CAN MAKE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE.
NATIONAL CLANDESTINE SERVICE CAREERS
Be a part of a mission that's larger than all of us. The CIA's National Clandestine Service seeks qualified applicants to serve our country's mission abroad. Ourcareers offer rewarding, fastpaced, and high impact challenges in intelligence collection on issues of critical importance to US national security. Applicants should possess a high degree of personal integrity, strong interpersonal skills, and good written and oral communication skills. We welcome applicants from various academic and professional backgrounds. Do you want to make a difference for your country? Are you ready for a challenge?
All applicants for National Clandestine Service positions must successfully undergo several personal interviews, medical and psychological exams, aptitude texting, a polugraph interview, and a background investigation. Following entry on duty, candidates will undergo extensive training, US citizenship required. An equal opportunity employer and a drug-free work force.
For information and to apply, visit https://www.cia.gov/.
THE WORK OF A NATION. THE CENTER OF INTELLIGENCE.
(The website is well worth a visit, btw.)
I transcribe herewith the text of the CIA's ad, without comment, because some jokes just sell themselve:
CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
YOU CAN MAKE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE.
NATIONAL CLANDESTINE SERVICE CAREERS
Be a part of a mission that's larger than all of us. The CIA's National Clandestine Service seeks qualified applicants to serve our country's mission abroad. Ourcareers offer rewarding, fastpaced, and high impact challenges in intelligence collection on issues of critical importance to US national security. Applicants should possess a high degree of personal integrity, strong interpersonal skills, and good written and oral communication skills. We welcome applicants from various academic and professional backgrounds. Do you want to make a difference for your country? Are you ready for a challenge?
All applicants for National Clandestine Service positions must successfully undergo several personal interviews, medical and psychological exams, aptitude texting, a polugraph interview, and a background investigation. Following entry on duty, candidates will undergo extensive training, US citizenship required. An equal opportunity employer and a drug-free work force.
For information and to apply, visit https://www.cia.gov/.
THE WORK OF A NATION. THE CENTER OF INTELLIGENCE.
(The website is well worth a visit, btw.)
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Date: 2008-09-14 12:33 am (UTC)Re: Spies...Buncha Bitchy Little Girls
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