Yes! *pumps fist; makes woofing noise*
I will spend the weekend trying to figure out how to download .gif files for icons. Will try to download intimidating image management program recc'd by
tromboneborges. Will clean studio, which has achieved new levels of grottiness. Will balance checkbook.
Better self: No you won't; you will watch DVDs all weekend. You will watch "Buckaroo Banzai." Again.
Shan't. I shall go to the gym. Also, I shall throw out accumulated newspapers and change cat box. I will pay bills.
Better Self: Hah. You will not do any of those things. You will rearrange your books for hours, on the pretext that if you rearrange them, you may find room for some of the ones on the floor.
Well, the ones on the floor ... I mean, it would be nice to get them off the floor.
Better Self: In your dreams, Toots. If you go out at all, you will walk down the street and buy a pumpkin pie and go home and eat it while reading "Quicksilver."
Reading "Quicksilver" counts. Reading is improving the mind. That counts. I will go out and enjoy the lovely autumn weather. I will take a long walk in the park, and then I will file things that need filing. I will put away my summer clothes and get out my winter clothes. I will work on The Project.
Evil Genius (chiming in): Sure, and why don't you do something about all those books on the floor, while you're at it?
Go away, both of you.
*locks Better Self and Evil Genius in breadbox*
I will spend the weekend trying to figure out how to download .gif files for icons. Will try to download intimidating image management program recc'd by
Better self: No you won't; you will watch DVDs all weekend. You will watch "Buckaroo Banzai." Again.
Shan't. I shall go to the gym. Also, I shall throw out accumulated newspapers and change cat box. I will pay bills.
Better Self: Hah. You will not do any of those things. You will rearrange your books for hours, on the pretext that if you rearrange them, you may find room for some of the ones on the floor.
Well, the ones on the floor ... I mean, it would be nice to get them off the floor.
Better Self: In your dreams, Toots. If you go out at all, you will walk down the street and buy a pumpkin pie and go home and eat it while reading "Quicksilver."
Reading "Quicksilver" counts. Reading is improving the mind. That counts. I will go out and enjoy the lovely autumn weather. I will take a long walk in the park, and then I will file things that need filing. I will put away my summer clothes and get out my winter clothes. I will work on The Project.
Evil Genius (chiming in): Sure, and why don't you do something about all those books on the floor, while you're at it?
Go away, both of you.
*locks Better Self and Evil Genius in breadbox*
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